*To the melody of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off”*

I do what I want
Secretive and corrupt
That’s what Republicans say
That’s what Republicans say
I’m attacked, no matter what I do
By a vast right wing conspiracy
At least that’s what Democrats say
That’s what Democrats say
But I keep cheating
Can’t stop, won’t stop cheating
It’s like I got this mantra
In my mind, saying “2016’s gonna be mine!”

Cause the GOP’s gonna hate, hate, hate
And Liz Warren’s gonna whine, whine, whine
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff
Joe Biden’s gonna gaffe, gaffe, gaffe
And John Kerry’s gonna choke, choke, choke
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff, cheat and scoff

I never miss a chance
To cheat and get ahead
And that’s what the media doesn’t see
That’s what voters don’t see
I’m laughing to myself
I planned it all from the start
And that’s what Americans don’t know
That’s what Americans don’t know
But I keep cheating
Can’t stop, won’t stop cheating
It’s like I got this mantra
In my mind, saying “2016’s gonna be mine”!

Cause the GOP’s gonna hate, hate, hate
And Liz Warren’s gonna whine, whine, whine
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff
Joe Biden’s gonna gaffe, gaffe, gaffe
And John Kerry’s gonna choke, choke, choke
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff, cheat and scoff

Hey, Barack Obama
Just think while you’ve been inept, dumb, and wrong about many
Of the difficult problems in the world
You could have been cheating to get ahead, like me!

9/11/12, Benghazi was attacked
GOP’s like, “oh my God!”
But I’m just gonna cheat
And to Trey Gowdy over there with his email-finding snare,
“Terrorism? Emails? What difference does it make, make?”

Cause the GOP’s gonna hate, hate, hate
And Liz Warren’s gonna whine, whine, whine
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff
Joe Biden’s gonna gaffe, gaffe, gaffe
And John Kerry’s gonna choke, choke, choke
I’m just gonna cheat, cheat, cheat
Cheat and scoff
Cheat and scoff
Cheat and scoff
Cheat and scoff
Cheat and scoff

-Flipp